BUBONIC CHRONIC
SEASON 2025

Week 1, 2025

2025-09-07

A cartoonish crowned Chiefs player sitting proudly on a golden toilet.
Away
I Pooped out of my Butker
Brains vs. Brawn
Spreadsheet kung fu meets vibes-based drafting.
Home
Big Brain Blitz
A futuristic 49ers player under a glowing brain with neon play diagrams swirling in the sky.
A Panthers player stands atop a glowing mushroom under stormy skies, lightning crackling all around.
Away
Renfrow It Shall Be
Spiders at The Champ
Web pressure vs. ring swagger.
Home
Raise The Jolly Rodger
A pirate-inspired skull-and-crossed-swords design with a mustachioed face replacing the skull.
A smiling agent in a sharp suit leans back at his desk, stacks of money surrounding him, with Cowboys memorabilia in the background.
Away
Micah’s Agent
Rodger? Roger.
Flags, skulls, and questionable trades.
Home
The Champ
A triumphant 49ers player kneels on the field, raising a Lombardi trophy under a radiant rainbow arch.
A 49ers warrior in furs and armor stands in the snow, football and shield in hand, with the text 'King of da Norf.'
Away
The Bastard
December Heat Check
Title odds go brrr.
Home
December
A fierce polar bear in 49ers gear, with a jerry curl mane, stands over the helmets of defeated opponents.
An eagle in a fedora clutches a football, wings spread wide, exuding menace and loyalty.
Away
A.J.’s Endzone Express
Speed Merchants
Tyreek physics vs. clock management.
Home
Spiders
A mechanical spider with a Ravens-themed body, built from a football, races down a road toward the end zone.
A portrait-style image of Michael Irvin holding a championship belt, dressed in Cowboys gear.
Away
The Inaugural Champ
Agent vs. Bangbus
Contract disputes and bus schedules collide.
Home
@TheRealBangBus
Two brindle French bulldogs dressed as 49ers coaches with headsets and clipboards, standing on the sideline.

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